AFS and Yo Mamma

After lunch at work we somehow got on a brief tear making afs flavored yo momma jokes. Some of my favorite:

  • Yo momma so fat, her volume takes up an entire vice partition.
  • Yo momma so ugly, no fileservers will give her callbacks.
  • There are three kinds of vnodes: small, large and yo mamma.
  • Yo momma so slutty, she's in everyone's pts groups.
  • Yo momma so dumb, salvage orphaned all her vnodes.
  • Yo momma so fat, we couldn't get her in Rx, we had to use Zx.

Yeah, we're kinda messed up.