What This Talk Does Not Cover

• Not an exhaustive investigation

  • Loch LaVerne did not catch on fire
  • I'm not aware of any three-headed calves being born in or around the Greater Ames Metroplex Area
  • Cats and dogs did not, as far as I know, live together
  • I wouldn't base my entire cell on this talk, however

• Does not delve deeply into the Kerberos side

  • Open Directory is documented by Apple
  • Underneath, it contains MIT Kerberos